twistedhelscans

hm... sounds good then.

This is the list of our current projects and projects which we want to take on in the near future (there are others as well, but these two hold my interest the most).
If you are interested in one of the projects with an open spot, please apply.

We're looking especially for translators!
Cleaners, typesetters and proofreaders are wanted as well.
Quality Checkers will be taken from experienced and qualified staff members only.



If you are a  raw provider who can provide us with raws to one of the mangas we use public raws for, please PM either me or Usha.

(Currently, we need Robotics; Notes chapter 5 urgently)

Stab me or whatever, I'm bored.
Wolf and I were once making some fun of me and my procrastination (after I watched last week's episode of SAO <3) and everyone might as well join in the fun <.<
Rule:
Don't go overboard D<


this is the story of Takuo, the world's best procrastinator.
He's likely doing it right now as well...

...He got ready to leave for work; he never left.

...his job was to work from home. he got fired, due to never doing anything (Wolf)
...he never knew he got fired, he was too lazy to pick up his phone, look in his email or even open his front door to his boss.

...he nearly got divorced from his wife the day they married, the only reason they are still legally married is because he was too lazy to pick up the pen to sign the divorce letter

...only heaven knows how he ever went through the wedding (he wasn't present so the best man had to be a substitute for him, this unorthodox method made headline news)

...even at birth, Takuo procrastinated. He came out 2 months late and the doctors had to go through emergency procedures to ensure baby Takuo came out instead of staying inside <.<

...When they doctors did eventually get him out, there was a lot of commotion. Takuo was too lazy to even breathe or even cry.


your turn <.<

*reviving*
Magi is actually surprisingly nice... and so is Tonari...

LOL. I just finished watching it and saw your link lol.

Though... I think we might have to look at how correct our names are... (some of them at least)

But I can't believe that there was that Chaos;Head reference at the end lol.
'Whose eyes are those?'

anyways... this is DEFINITELY one of the ones I'll enjoy most xD
Can't wait!!!

In addition to the requirements in each of the staff positions, we have some general rules which we'd like to enforce on every prospective staff member. Most of these rules are really logical and will more than likely be mentioned in some other nooks and crannies in our forum. But to save the effort of having to say it again each and every time, we're gonna make it plain and clear to you here.
SO NO EXCUSES WHATSOEVER!

• We want and need help. But we want people we can trust. If you get the position and 'poof' without notifying the admin in advance, you will be removed from staff status and I'll personally find some way in showing you some real HELL(trust me, I will)
• We've no need for obnoxious people. You may be the best TSer, CLer, PRer or TLer but I don't care. You have stuff you're good at and other people have stuff they are BETTER at. So treat each other with respect and if there's a complain, you calmly solve it between yourself and the person with whom you have a complaint, or with the admin. If things get out of hand, we're not gonna allow you to leave voluntarily, you're just out... and that's it.
• No trolls. Absolutely none. I'm clearly aware that there are many scan groups and fan-subbers (we don't fan-sub) that have trolls. We're a group that wants to produce excellent quality so trolls will obviously never be tolerated.
• As I have just said, excellent quality is what we want. So we want people who are willing to spend their time every week in working diligently.
• Keep to your own work and do not do someone else's work for them. If we need someone to fill in, you may volunteer, but the admin will have the final say.
• No excuses for not doing work. If you don't think you'll manage in the time allotted to you, you need to notify and negotiate things with admin in advance. Notifying us afterwards is just sloppy and tells us that you aren't fit in being our slaves.

If you think you can adhere to all those rules, please apply. They are not difficult rules to follow. So good luck in applying and I look forward to whipping working with you.

Also if the link to the test is broken/ has not been made yet, please PM both or either admin and we'll give one to you.

And here is the layout in which we will be expecting your test application in:

<Position you are applying for> Application -username-

Username:
Age or age group (10-15, 15-17, 18+):
Location:
Time Zone:
Availability:
Groups you are associated with and how:
Experience in position:
Project you wish to do:
Software you have:

Link to test:

Have you read the rules and will you follow them?: Yes/No

Don't worry morbid, we all know... there is no need to hide it. ^^

Okay... on a personal note... if I see someone comment that the TSer is a noob or that the SFX suck.... I don't care what happens but I'm not holding back... that person asked for it... and they're gonna get it ...


HARD!!!! D<