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Lounge => Forum Games => Topic started by: Takuo on December 03, 2012, 08:45:58 pm


Title: Procrastination Adventures of Takuo <.<
Post by: Takuo on December 03, 2012, 08:45:58 pm
Stab me or whatever, I'm bored.
Wolf and I were once making some fun of me and my procrastination (after I watched last week's episode of SAO <3) and everyone might as well join in the fun <.<
Rule:
Don't go overboard D<


this is the story of Takuo, the world's best procrastinator.
He's likely doing it right now as well...


...He got ready to leave for work; he never left.

...his job was to work from home. he got fired, due to never doing anything (Wolf)
...he never knew he got fired, he was too lazy to pick up his phone, look in his email or even open his front door to his boss.

...he nearly got divorced from his wife the day they married, the only reason they are still legally married is because he was too lazy to pick up the pen to sign the divorce letter

...only heaven knows how he ever went through the wedding (he wasn't present so the best man had to be a substitute for him, this unorthodox method made headline news)

...even at birth, Takuo procrastinated. He came out 2 months late and the doctors had to go through emergency procedures to ensure baby Takuo came out instead of staying inside <.<

...When they doctors did eventually get him out, there was a lot of commotion. Takuo was too lazy to even breathe or even cry.


your turn <.<
Title: Re: Procrastination Adventures of Takuo <.<
Post by: Seal on December 04, 2012, 05:40:03 am
... Taku once tried to figure out the difference between ignorance and apathy, but he didn't know and he didn't care.
Title: Re: Procrastination Adventures of Takuo <.<
Post by: Takuo on December 05, 2012, 10:19:37 am
...He didn't even try. The thought to try never registered.
Title: Re: Procrastination Adventures of Takuo <.<
Post by: Seal on December 06, 2012, 04:10:09 am
... He's too lazy to procrastinate anymore